Aaaaaaah, there’s nothing better than a day out on the beach. That is unless you are buried up to your head in sand and have a mouthful of crushed shells along with the other various bits ‘n pieces that form sand.
It’s been a long time since I had the great pleasure of burying my old man up to his head in sand and then jumping on him while aiming for his crown jewels without thinking. However, the tide has literally turned and now it’s my boy’s turn to inflict similar pain and suffering.
Yes. The Oi Beach Ball is having a Bury your Dad competition amongst the many, many other beach activities planned for the day. Oh well, guess I better prepare myself. At least my fellow Offshore International Dads, Peter and Tom, will be joining me. I must remember to get Peter to splash on the sun tan oil first before taking part. Then he can double up as Sandman, post being buried!
